About

Hey, I’m Sam.

I’m from Richmond, VA, and I’ve always liked making stuff. Hot sauce, tomato sauce, tie-dye shirts, spray-painted hoodies , whatever I could get my hands on. I’ve been messing around with t-shirts forever, but now I finally have a way to bring my weirdest ideas to life and actually make them look good.

People started complimenting my designs left and right, so I figured... why not make this something real? That’s how this shop was born.

This little corner of the internet is where chaotic creatures, bold designs, and fever-dream ideas come to life. I’ve got three cats, a soft spot for Martha Washington, an irrational love of T-rexes, and an unhealthy obsession with the color gold, and it all shows up in the shirts. Every design is original, made to stand out, and never takes itself too seriously. Whether it’s a smoking cat, a neon Bigfoot, or Martha Washington blasting a saxophone in space, I’m here to make shirts for people who want to wear something actually interesting.

Thanks for stopping by.
Wear what makes 'em stare.